seriousjones:

mom: you haven’t been drinking in college, have you

me: oh don’t worry i’m stone cold sober

me:

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rnemes:

snorlaxatives:

clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud

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this cloud doesnt look very friendly to me

australiansanta:

if you need me i’ll be here daydreaming about winning the lottery


Boston 08.09.2014
How every high school movies goes
  • New kid: become friends with the nerd
  • Nerd: shows new kid around school
  • New kid: OMG WHO IS THAT *popular kid*
  • Nerd: yOu'lL nEveR haVe a ChanCe
  • New kid: they get together

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life


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teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

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